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TWO MINUTE VIDEO INTRO THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

10th st, Arcadia

$1.15M->1.6M est

Park Rose, Duarte

$460k-> $850k est

Roark Dr, Alhambra

$550k->$850k SOLD

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GREETINGS, NON-FLIPPERS!

Why is my school that much better than anybody else’s?

That answer is so easy! My course is tailored to those in Los Angeles and surrounding areas. My course is primarily tailored to flipping apartment buildings and high-end single family houses. Learn how to jump into the big leagues and skip decades of mistakes. Learn what makes Los Angeles unique and how to stop complaining about all the complicated laws and high prices. Learn how to be the money person, successfully.

Want to be the boss, this teaches you how to manage the stress. When you’re dealing with millions of dollars you’ll need to trust your team. The talent is all around us, we have the best in the country. Trying to do it yourself is a BIG mistake. If you’re starting from nothing, you’ll need someone to hold your hand.

Get the connections that will start feeding you the deals, TODAY. Get the connections to remodel your properties without endless searching, TODAY. Learn how to evict tenants quickly and find the best tenants, TODAY. Learn how to design your remodels without making any decisions yourself, TODAY.

Stop thinking the market is over crowded. Everything is fucking over crowded. It doesn’t mean you can’t make (allot) of money doing it! You just need to work hard, but at least doing this you know there’s juice is worth the squeeze.

Walnut st, Inglewood 7 unit

$1.55M->$2.45M est.

Walnut st, Inglewood $1.55M->$2.45M est.

S Inglewood, Hawthorne 7 unit->9 unit

$1.1M->$2.05M est.

5th st, Chino 10 unit

$2.1M->$3.0M SOLD

Garfield Ave, Alhambra 5 unit

$1.9M->$2.25M SOLD

Amherst Ave, Montclair 4 unit

$860k->$1.2M SOLD

FAQs

We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.

  • I live on planet SoCal. This is a wonderful planet with the best weather on earth and enough housing inventory (for flipping) to last a lifetime.

  • Yes! Friendly, but firm and professional. You have to be to succeed. People need to know they an work WITH me, and FOR me, and still be happy.

  • Yes! Usually indoors or in my Mercedes that filters out that nasty smog. It’s not that bad, but the older you get, you become a germaphobe.

  • I only believe in growth. Both personally and for my income. Your income will determine your lifestyle, but your personal growth will determine your income.

  • I believe that we’re all the same. Remove the top 1% genius people, and the unfortunate 1% handicapped people, and the rest of us are the same. That’s good for you and me, because it means we hold our destiny in our own hands.

  • Earth is awesome. It doesn’t take much money to enjoy the best parts of earth, but if you’re stuck living paycheck to paycheck, you haven’t gotten to see and do the best things yet. Let’s get there together.

  • Only the conference finals and Super Bowl. The games are so long now with commercials, I cannot afford to invest so much precious time without a retun. Sad? I feel happier than ever.

  • 2024! Yes, very new. That’s very lucky for your because prices will go up as we build a reputation for successful recruits.

  • Just English. Some of you may be thinking that speaking Spanish or Chinese is a requirement in Los Angele. While it’s preferred, I can only speak English so I know it’s possible.

  • We want you to be successful, so our course is succesfull, so we are successful. Our success is directly linked to your success. So we’ll make sure you succeed.

  • Just curious! Which is it? We use to be dog people but my daughter is allergic. Now we ave no pets. Too much hassle…

  • California! I know it’s not a country but it’s bigger than most, with a big population, big GDP, and often disagrees with the country.

  • We look just like you. We look just like everybody. Maybe a bit uglier.

  • Call me your Mentor. I know that may feel weird but it’s important to consistently recognize that we’re here to guide and tutor you. You’re paying us money for our advice, so listen, and train yourself to be a student again.

  • Greet us as a friend and as a Mentor.

  • We try to eat healthy but it’s hard with so much good food here in SoCal.

  • Visit us at our job sites anytime you like. We prefer you do. There are so many details to this game you can learn from.

  • Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.

  • For as long as it takes to ensure you’ve learned the lessons, and can take it into the world and make a living with it.

  • We have our tenticals into every city in Los Angeles. We need to so nothing can ever surprise us.

  • Love, passion, and enlightenment.